Tom: Velveeta Prices To Soar! And Other Tragic Developments…

In yet another hit to the American people, prices on everyday items continues to go up.

Oscar Meyer brand hot dogs are going up by 10%. Ouch. But it’s the bacon that’s going to blow your mind.

Bacon, which is already outrageously expensive, is going up 30%! Hear that? That’s the sound of low carbers everywhere wailing and gnashing their teeth.

Velveeta is going up 6%. Again, it’s already crazy expensive for a block of hardened cheese-like chemical compound, but I use it in my mac and cheese!

If things keep blowing up like this… I’ll have to do the unthinkable… eat less food and make healthier choices.

Ridiculous.