By @emilyontheradio

Congrats to the new mom and dad that none of us knew were even together — Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin!

Congratulations to Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song on the birth of their first child, Dakota Song Culkin, who was born on Monday, April 5! 🍼 pic.twitter.com/1ys07clcWK

— The AHS Zone (@ahszone) April 12, 2021

Who knew? Apparently none of us… They names their little boy Dakota after Culkin’s sisters who passed away in 2008, according to People.

Here’s where I am with the news that the little kid from Home Alone and London from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody just a had a baby:

Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song had a baby??? They're a couple??? When did that happen??? pic.twitter.com/7JGgaPTg49

— Liset (@Lisi_Meli_Mac) April 12, 2021

Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song, have a baby? Did I black out? Did I come back from being snapped or some? pic.twitter.com/Lt4w4R2Sh4

— PLTNM💯MCMXCV✨ (@ImThatGuy_AJK) April 12, 2021

did anyone know macaulay culkin and brenda song were even dating before approximately five minutes ago

— hold on tight spider monkey (@leafycrab) April 13, 2021

i was TODAYS YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT MACAULAY CULKIN AND LONDON TIPTON i mean.. BRENDA SONG WERE DATING. AND NOW THEY HAVE A BABY!!!!!! WTF pic.twitter.com/6k6RbyIZqJ

— ☁️ ainsley iratze ☁️ (@iratzehernandez) April 12, 2021

Brenda Song was pregnant????? AND she was pregnant by Macaulay Culkin??????? That’s so random wha- pic.twitter.com/ZA83l8K4Ae

— Liyahhh🍡 (@4ngelgrl) April 13, 2021

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